my poems say it all...

outgoing weirdo that will make you question why you are friends with me. But i love to make people laugh:)

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

 

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

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maryjean20:

Kat Dennings Instagram: "The hottest hair accessory for 2014"

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Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU ARE TOO TENSE

HERE I SNURGLE YOU

LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS

I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND

I AM BEST AT SNURGLING

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genuhsiis:

quotes i wish were in the movie

Peeta’s beside me dressed in an outfit identical to mine. “What did Finnick Odair want?” he ask.
I turn and put my lips close to Peeta’s and drop my eyelids in imitation of Finnick. “He offered me sugar and wanted to know all my secrets,” I say in my best seductive voice.
Peeta laughs. “Ugh. Not really.”
“Really,” I say. “I’ll tell you more when my skin stops crawling.”
Do you think we’d have ended up like this if only one of us had won,” he ask, glancing around at the other victors. “Just another part of the freak show?”
Sure. Especially you,” I say.
Oh. and why especially me?” he says with a smile.
Because you have a weakness for beautiful things and I don’t,” I say with an air of superiority. “They would lure you into their Capital ways and you’d be lost entirely.”
Having an eye for beauty isn’t the same thing as weakness,” Peeta points out. “Except possibly when it comes to you.”

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